Owl City Named The Face of Shittybandz
FARGO, NORTH DAKOTA - New preteen fad Shittybandz has named chart topping recording artist Owl City as the face of their fast selling product. Shittybandz, an elastic rubber band shaped like a circle, has taken the nation’s youth by storm in the last four months, and Owl City is thrilled to be the spokesperson for the Fargo-based company.
"Shittybandz summarize what my entire career has been about. I think everyone should feel what it’s like to wear a Shittyband, from ages six to sixty-six." he giggled.
The announcement comes as somewhat of a surprise, as industry analysts revealed last week that Nickelback was in serious talks with Shittybandz. “As for that matter, [Shittybandz] saw Owl City as a much more appropriate fit for this moment, in this cultural climate, but — and you heard it here first — we are designing a special edition Nickelback Shittyband, which will be colored grey, and shaped like the back of 5¢ coin,” said Shittybandz founder David Cassidy.
Owl City’s Shittybandz tour, co-headlined by Hoobastank, Eiffel 65, and BBMak, is scheduled to begin this month, with a kickoff in Los Angeles.