May
30
Proud Owner Of G.I. Joe Motorcycle Refutes “Mid-Life Crisis”
36-year-old Robert Carrington doesn’t understand his family’s classification of the purchase of a $35,000 G.I. Joe motorcycle as the sign of a “mid-life crisis.”
“What? I’m a regular old dad who wanted to add adventure to my already adventurous life,” he said via telephone on his way to pick up his daughter’s leotard from home.
“Daddy seems sad,” said his son, who’s name was forcefully changed to Cobra Commander on Sunday.
When Carrington arrived home, he raided the garage fridge for some of his wife’s Smirnoff Ice, and drank until it was ok to cry.
